A Satirical Guide to Leadership Failures by Gonzalo I. Figueroa
Elevate yourself to a status where you are unreachable. Feedback is for mortals; silence is for leaders.
If they don't know what you want, they can't blame you when it goes wrong. Keep the goals shifting.
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