Corporate Power

THE ART OF
BAD MANAGEMENT

A Satirical Guide to Leadership Failures by Gonzalo I. Figueroa

Corporate Philosophy

Why Lead When You Can Ruin?

Sincerity

The "Divinity" Complex

Elevate yourself to a status where you are unreachable. Feedback is for mortals; silence is for leaders.

Confusion

Strategic Ambiguity

If they don't know what you want, they can't blame you when it goes wrong. Keep the goals shifting.

THE FAILURE BLUEPRINT

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Gonzalo I. Figueroa
The Mastermind

Gonzalo I. Figueroa

Industrial Engineer, Computer Animator, and Master of Engineering Management. With over 20 years in UX/UI, Gonzalo has seen it all. He now uses his expertise to show you exactly what NOT to do through the lens of sharp satire.

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Physical Directives

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The Executive Board

VISIONS OF INHUMANITY

Executive Leadership
Elena V. Sterling

Director of Silence & Productivity

Executive Leadership
Marcus Thorne

VP of Strategic Ambiguity

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UNIFORMS FOR THE UNYIELDING

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